Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Mele Kalikimaka (Part 2)

Before I say anything about Hawaii...

Welcome to the world, Betty Micheletti!!!!!!
Congratulations Nick and Allie :) I can't wait to meet your beautiful girl!

What a wonderful way to wake up this morning!  That news definitely dwarfs anything I have to say for the rest of this post, but I'll go for it anyway.


So we woke up Christmas morning and it was very strange to open the lanai to a warm breeze instead of sitting around a fire.  I was the teeeeeensiest bit hungover (stupid eggnog). However, my hangover was soon forgotten (or at least ignored).  I won't go into a list of gifts (because that's kind of weird), but some highlights that will appear in the blog at some point are:


Matt's Telescope from my parents
and 
My Ukulele :)

Later on, Matt and I decided go snorkeling.  At the suggestion of our future dive instructor, we went to a small beach on the West side of the island.  It's called something Hawaiian but everyone calls it Electric Beach.  This is because there is a power plant across the street that uses seawater as a coolant.  The pipe that recycles the water back into the ocean runs out into the water about 100 yds and the nearby reef grown and extended around the pipe.  The water at the mouth of the pipe is very warm and looks like boiling water from the beach because of the strong current created.  The dive instructor told us that we should definitely see turtles, maybe a white tip reef shark or two, and if we are lucky a manta ray.  Here are some pictures of our day:




Matt by our bench


I put up the wrong foot so instead of a quirky picture, it looks like I have a horribly deformed left foot...or that Matt meticulously maintains his right foot.  Weird.

Much better.

The water was so clear!
We ended up only seeing fish.  The problem with that statement is that it implies that there wasn't a lot of wildlife.  We were surrounded by schools of fish!  Mostly cute stripey ones (that's the technical term) that hung out around our fins.  We also swam in front of the pipe and got tossed out to sea in the bubbly water.  The temperature difference was crazy, it was like bathwater.  We'll definitely be back going there.  Oh! There were also some divers there wearing Santa hats-it was pretty funny looking down and seeing yellow fish...blue fish...fish with long nose...festive diver.

FYI - Snorkeling cures hangovers.

That evening, we went and saw Sherlock Holmes (very fun), ate a (pre-cooked/pre-glazed) ham dinner, and had a relaxing night.

On Sunday, we decided to do something a bit different.  We ran from our building to Diamond Head Crater (about 5mi), hiked 2 mi to the top of the crater, and ran/jogged/walked back.  It was awesome!  Check it out:

"Hmm," you wonder, "What are all those cones about?"

I'll tell you!  Those 12 cones are warning you that there is a crack in the sidewalk.  Watch out.

These sucked.
(Spoiler alert: there were more.)

Awkward crouching/stair/cave part

At the top!







Tired, but happy.  Now for the run back..
 Well, everyone the reason I've posted 3 times in the last two days is because I have been slacking and had to play catch-up.  It's also because Matt and I are leaving in 6 hours for a mini-vacation to the Big Island!  More on that later.

I also wanted to say that, while Matt and I are having a blast, the holidays here are seriously lacking without our friends and family.  We think about you guys every day and miss you all very much.  So get out here!!

Mom, this one's for you:

What language does Santa Claus speak?
North Polish

ok, ok, one more...

Who delivers Christmas presents to little sharks?
Santa Jaws

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Mele Kalikimaka! (Part 1)

(well, it's a little past Christmas, but ignore that for now)

Before I get started, interesting lesson on Hawaiian language:

Anyone who visits Hawaii will notice street signs and names in general are very repetitive.  That is because the Hawaiian language only uses 7 consonants: H, K, L, M, N, P, and W.  However, all of the vowels are used, and that is important because every consonant must be followed by a vowel.  That's how you get words like humuhumunukunukuapua'a (Hawaiian state fish).  That's also how you get "Mele Kalikimaka".  It's as direct a translation as you get from the English "Merry Christmas".  (Get it? Merry - Mele?)  Here's another example: my name is Kilikina. (i = /ee/).  Matthew is Makaio (Mah-kah-ee-oh)  I've had a lot of fun on this site: http://www.e-hawaii.com/hawaiian-names

Anyway, it has been so wonderful receiving Christmas cards and it's always fun to get packages in the mail.  After a while, I knew we needed a place to put everything.  There's no place better than under a Christmas tree...
Anyone recognise the comically large bottle of wine?

CLBofW + $4 worth of ribbon = Christmas Tree!
I've mentioned before that Christmas decorations look out of place here.  After experiences most Christmases surrounded by snow (or at least sub-50 temperatures) it's pretty bizarre to see people throw lights on a palm tree.  That said, it definitely felt a bit more like Christmas after Matt and I walked along the Honolulu City Lights display this past Thursday.  Check it out:

Iolani Palace lit up Christmas style


Blurry but awesome.. Iolani on fire?



Aloha Santa



Giant tree...

...that changed colors!




So many people!



Smoke coming out of the pineapple train
 
 On Saturday, Matt and I got into the Christmas eve spirit with some deeelicious hot mochas:
Mugs: Courtesy of Nick and Allie (thanks guys!)
We had a really relaxing day, then decided to walk to the beach down the street from us and watch the sunset:


After getting to the beach, we decided to watch the sunset from Magic Island.   It's not so much an island, but a peninsula:

Magic Island, from Ala Moana

View from our bench on Magic Island








My personal favorite
 

We went back to our building and had some very yummy and very dangerous eggnog.

Before I leave you, a Christmas-themed blog post wouldn't be complete without a Christmas-themed joke:

What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an Macintosh?

A pineapple.

Classic.


...to be continued.